tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9394005093541751742024-02-02T12:00:06.719+02:00lenutsaburghTURBO FOLK BRRUTALDATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.comBlogger300125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-50303312576170704312015-02-12T14:03:00.000+02:002015-02-12T14:03:20.245+02:00CABINETUL DIN 50 DE UMBRE - 2<div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>proză</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"> - treși la cabinet! sa auzit din kolonca neagra Pioneer, plasată deasupra ușii cabinetului</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">ușa era încuietă, deasta eu nu am putut să trec și am rămas în calidor</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">în calidor era semiîntuneric și puțea a șioaric</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">șioaricul puțea a puță</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"> - și pulă belită a încuiat ușa? sa auzit puternic din kolonca Pioneeer </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">eu am dat din umeri în semn că nu știu cine-i pula ceia</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"> - ... pula mea! se auzi din koloncă</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">și aici totul a devenit oleacă mai clar</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>poem</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">LA cabinet! LA cabinet</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">o нет! о нет!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">O! Da!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">ce pula mea?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>folclor</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">foaie verde, puța scroafei,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">tare-i bună cu cartoafe!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>critică constructivă</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">cam de-a pula</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">treși la cabinet!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>tare-nteresant</i></span></div>
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DATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-39064993333915295202014-09-18T12:59:00.000+03:002014-09-18T12:59:57.707+03:00ПИОНЕР-BALL<span style="font-size: large;">ПИОНЕР</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> ХЗ - Пионер, Пионер! подавай смену!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ПИОНЕР - Кого?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ХЗ - Друга моего!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ПИОНЕР - Как звать?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ХЗ - Светааааааааа! Светааааааааа!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">eh, Sveta, Sveta!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">frumoasa mai erai tu Sveta</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si cuminte</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si ochii tai de animalut nedresat!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eh!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cum fugea Sveta spre mine</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si cum tzitzisoarele ei fragede saltau sub tricoul turcesc</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si cum zimbea pofticios, cu toate ca inca nu-si cunostea poftele adevarate</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cum cind a ajuns la un metru de linia de pioneri, care se tineu de incordati mina, sa oprit moale din elan si sa lasat blind la mine in brate</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si cum ii zbatea inima</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si cum imi zbatea inima</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si cum sa intors spre echipa sa schitind un gest de sorry, guys! si ma apucat strins de mina</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si mi-a zimbit!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pentru acel zimbet asi da un rinichi!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">BALL</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"парадокс весеней мухи!" mam gindit eu si am pupat-o pe Sveta pe buze</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe buze era umed, cald si se simtea ca sunt primul care paseste pe acest tarim</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nu pot explica cum se simtea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">asta trebuie sa o simti</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">da blea, sa o simti!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"бляха муха!" sa gindit Sveta si sa dezolvat in convulsii</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">in acea zi Petru Lucinskii devenea cel de-al doilea Presedinte a Patriei!</span><br />
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DATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-58552290990586516932014-09-16T01:15:00.000+03:002014-09-16T01:15:25.264+03:00SHIT, WRITE & READ<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Eroul Liric citea cind se caca</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in sens ca, citea doar cind se caca</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in sens ca, cit se caca atit si citea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sau cit citea, atit si se caca</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">da se caca mult</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">asta reiese din faptul ca Fratii Karamazov ia cacat intr-o luna si jumate</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">da asta-s trei volume </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">o data in procesul de cacare a Eroului Liric sa terminat cartea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si nici tu postfafa sau cuvint de incheiere</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">prosto tupo sa terminat cartea la cuvintele Bonn 1970</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Eroul Liric mai nu intrat in panica</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">el mai avea de cacat da cartea, suka, ca o padla, a luat si sa terminat</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">atunci Eroul Liric a avut o huinea, adica i so nazarit un inger de fatuca, cu un aratator( in sens de deget da nu de hiineaua lunga si dureroasa din miinele Anei Nicolaevna, prima lui invatatoare) indreptat spre dinsul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">fatuca era oleaca spurcatica la a ei da ia soptit cu glas infierbintat:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - scrie suca, scrie!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">si Eroul Liric sa apucat sa scrie</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">scria cit se caca</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dupa cum stim se caca mult</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cit scria</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si scria el despre cum el se caca si citea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">mult</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">scria la fel de mult</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">chiar mai mult decit citea</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">MORALA</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ceia ce bagi, o data si o data iese</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">POST SCRIPTUM</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Fata cu Ochii Mari era slaba</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Eroul Liric a intrebat-o:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - tu asa putin maninci?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - nu, eu asa de mult ma cac!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">allo, domnul Leonid?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">allo! allo!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">strig in receptor si simt cum de frica mi se incarunteste parul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">numai frica il inobileaza pe om! mam gindit eu si am murit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">subit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eh, da ce de Mimimi sa inceput toata aceasta poveste</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">MIMIMI IS DEAD</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">de la inceput a murit Mimimi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">a murit ca o cute-osenie, strivit de o rutiera cind se intorcea calare pe bicicleta de la Gustar</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">mortul era frumos</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">toti prietenii si-au facut selfie cu Mimimi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu tot am vrut sa-mi fac, dar nu mi-a trecut prin cap sa-mi iau laptop-ul cu mine la cimitir</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">da telefonul meu are numai Sudoku</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si multumim lui Dumnezeu ca macar ecranu-i colorat</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">SUDOKU</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">pe urma a murit telefonul mobil</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cu tot cu Sudoku si ecran colorat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu m-am intristat tare</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">da pe urma nu tare</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pina nu m-am bucurat dea binelea<br /> - prikini, daca-mi faceam selfie cu Mimimi, si dupa telefonul murea? ma ingrozeam eu si pe urma ma bucuram</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dea binelea este mai bine ca dea raul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">care e rau</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">3G</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">ea avea trei puncte G pe organizmul ei</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">prikini?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">un G pe tzitza stinga, un G dupa urechea dreapta si cel deal treilea la G era la locul lui</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cu limba, cu miina dreapta si cu ce-a dat Dumnezeu eu faceam asa ca ea sa moara</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sa moara Coca! strigam eu da nu puteam sa mor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">fix ca si Victor Tzoi</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">VIKTOR TZOI</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">intr-o noapte l-am visat pe Viktor Tzoi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">visul era de la inceput un cosmar</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu visam ca eram la Kapital Show Pole Ciudes si-i dadeam lui Yakubovici un cadou de la Moldova</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">covoras cu chipul lui Stefan cel Mare </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Yakubovici a vrut sa spuna REKLAMNAIA PAUZA da sa razgindit, si eu am krutit barabanul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">barabanul se krutea, se krutea si eu mai nu mam trezit din vis </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ma oprit acolo glasul lui Yakubovici care a strigat:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - Viktor Tzoi na barabane!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe baraban a aparut Viktor Tzoi si mi-a spus:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - treci la Moldcell!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si dupa care am auzit glasul lui Leonid Yakubovici:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - REKLAMNAIA PAUZA!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">POST SCRIPTUM</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">allo, domnul Leonid?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">allo! allo!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">strig in receptor si simt cum de frica mi se incarunteste parul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">numai frica il inobileaza pe om! mam gindit eu si am murit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">subit</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>DATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-14924960980347317922014-09-03T14:06:00.003+03:002014-09-03T14:06:53.136+03:00VIATA-I VERB<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">tii minte cum te-am cuprins si am inceput "sa dormim"?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">apu, iaca!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>DATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-44166120817460867472014-08-26T00:56:00.000+03:002014-08-26T00:56:06.654+03:00UN FEL DE DOUA FELURI DE ICEBUCKETCHALLENGE (vezi VIDEO)<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">cine este acel de-al treilea provocat din pacate nu sau pastrat in anulurile istoriei</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nu i hren s nim!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">P.S.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Iura?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cosmos?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">un fulg de nea</span>DATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-22653553029071059202014-08-14T04:43:00.000+03:002014-08-14T04:43:06.528+03:00СЕКС, ДРАГЗ шы РЕНАТО УСАТЫЙ<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">acul a intrat bland in vina</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eritrocitele sau speriat si a u luat-o la Sanatoasa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">la Sanatoasa in ziua ceia Renato Usatii organiza un Jioc Mare cu Stas Mihailov si Zemfira</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eritrocitele sau distrat de minune si daca nu se intimpla acel mic accident care sa intimplat seara putea fi numita reusita</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">accidentul consta in faptul ca dupa Jiocul Mare eritrocitele au fost suite intr-un GAZ 53 si duse in padure la Baneasa, unde au fost futute pe rind de 28 de flacai prospat veniti de la armata</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">flacaiii au ramas multumiti</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eritrocitele - nu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">28 de flacai si nici un orgazm</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">trist!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">leucocitele in schimb au avut o seara cool-naia!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ele nu sau speriat ca si eritrocitele de acul care a intrat bland in vina</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ele ca niste fiinte curioase au asteptat ce o sa urmeze</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si uite ce a urmat:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">din acul infipt a tisnit un jet de ketamina care sa imprastiat vertiginos prin vina stropindu-le pe leucocitele curiase din cap pina in picioare ( asta daca imaginar ne vom inchipui leucocitele cu cap si picioare, si tzitze si vse dela)</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">leucocitele udate de ketamina sau imprastiat care si incotro</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">un grup de leucocite au ajuns intr-un gangleon nervos unde au organizat un studiou de grafica computerizata si au inceput sa trimata spam-uri altor gangleoni nervosi si chiar unor gangleoni mai putin nervosi, calmi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">spamul consta din imagini cu o cifra lunga vopsita in verde 11010001010111000100001000010001</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">spamul a stirnit halucinatii intense si colorate in capul meu despre cum niste eritrocite proaste au ajuns la Jioc Mare, organizat de Renato Usatii la Sanatoasa unde au fost furate de 28 de flacai, duse in padurea de la Baneasa si futute fara nici un gramm de orgazm</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">eu cind eram mititel am vazut cu ochiul meu o gramada de eritrocite si leucocite</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si trombocite tot am vazut, da nu prea le tin minte tare bine</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">toate aceste minunatati leam vazut cu ajutorul microscopului ЛОМО nu stiu cit acolo, la mama la lucru</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea lucra la laboratorul de singe si toata ziua spargea dejte si extragea de acolo singe, la care se uita pe urma in microscop</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">cind Bojika a tras prima data ketamina singurul cuvint pe care la putut scoate dupa ce si-a revenit din trip a fost:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - Норм!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>viata fara sex - nu-i viata</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">noi ne futeam pe canicula</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">soarele ardea gazonul verde din fata Guvernului da noi ne futeam</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ce-i drept citeodata mai jucam sah</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">da mai des ne futeam</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">apa curgea de pe mine suvoi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">suvoiul se varsa peste tine si peste asternutul botit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu ma gindeam la izvoare nesecatuite si dadeam din cur</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tu numarai stele si-mi muscai degetele pe care se scurgea apa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tu beai apa si stele deveneau mai multe</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu dadeam din cur si ma faceam tot mai mic</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cind cele 3/4 din mine sau scurs prin porii mei eu m-am facut micut-micut si am terminat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ultimile picaturi din apa mea au tisnit pe burta si sinii tai si sa pornit muzica</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu m-am sculat din baltoaca de apa unde tu ai inceput sa te dizolvi in ea si am tras draperiile rosii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si am inceput sa dansez</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">LAURA, EU O SA TE BEAU, TOATA O SA TE BEAU, DOAR SA TERMIN DANSUL!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">eu vreau sa scriu o carte despre</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">cum Isus Hristos dupa moartea sa in urma procesului de crucificare a fost inlocuit de fratele sau geaman Dragosh Hristos, care a fost tinut in secret la o manastire de Shao Lini din Tibet</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Dragosh timp de 40 de zile indeplineste misiunea de Isus, dupa care cu o camila charter strabate pustiul Arab si se stabileste la Dubai unde deschide un biznes de importat chilotei pentru dame din India</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">finalul cartii va fi cum Dragosh la gura sobii povesteste nepoteilor despre ispravele sale si la intrebarea cine a sponsorizat toata aceasta afacere, tace enigmatic si la fel de enigmatic moare </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">moare de un topor nou-nout infipt in teasta sa plesuva</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"sa spinzurat! sa gindit Vlad Cubreakov stergind cu batista singele de pe fruntea sa lata"</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">aceasta va fi ultima fraza din cartea despre Dragosh Hristos</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cartea se va numi ȚINTE ÎN MÂINI</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">despre fericire</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">despre fericirea adevarata pe care o simte orice femeie atunci cind in sfirsit vine ciclul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dar ciclul nu vine tot timpul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in asta si consta pretul fericirii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">despre asta va fi cartea mea </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">care se va incepe cu o scena zdrobitoare</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">de nas, buze si mandibula inferioara</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">deci asa, merge eroul principal pe strada principala a orasului</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si e soare, si e bine, si e April</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">iar in intimpinarea sa pe aceiasi strada principala paseste elegant si mindra de sine Kate Moss</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ca un inger, ca o caravela a culturii strabate ea multimea exaltata de aparitia sa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">multimea casca gura, varsa saliva, inghite in sec, plina de admiratie pentru zeita pogorita printre ei</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si cind Kate Moss ajunge in fata eroului principal, acela cind ii zareadeste o tigaie peste ibala</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">de aici si nasul rupt, si buza sparta si mandibula inferioara dezbatuta</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cartea va descrie cele 28 de zile pe care eroul principal va trai o istorie zdrobitoare de dragoste care se va termina cu un strigat de bucurie a lui Kate Moss in incinta veceului public din gradina publica a catedralei</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cartea se va numi CLAR DE LUNĂ si va contine o serie de scene obscene si vulgare, menite sa-i asigure un succes financiar</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">da tu, cititorule, ce carte vrei sa scrii?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>Zoonecrodendrofilie - a fute o veverita moarta in scorbura unui copac.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">IN CAUTAREA VEVERITEI PIERDUTE</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> - tu ai vazut cum se fut veveritele? m-ai intrebat </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - yhy! am raspuns eu ducindu-ma cu gindul acolo in parc, unde demult, intr-o dimineata de april, doua ore am vtiknit in procesul de flirt, joc si futai a doua veveriti</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - si cum? m-ai intrebat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - doamne fereste! ti-am raspuns, dar raspunsul meu insemna ”mai da doamne”</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tu asta ai inteles</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">domnul, in noapte ceia a dat sapte orgazme per total</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">la doi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ca deobicei, tu ai cistigat</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">cind am deschis ochii tu nu erai alaturi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe noptiera era fotografia mea 3x4, pe care o purtai in portofel si un plic alb</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in plic era o scrisoare</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">scrisa de tine</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">fara semnatura si data</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">”stii, acum am inteles de ce esti plictisit de toate</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dupa ce ai vazut cum se fut veveritele nimic nu te mai poate bucura</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">am simtit asta noaptea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tu nu erai tu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tu erai veverelul ce futea veverita</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">din pacate eu nu-s veverita</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">deasta eu nu-s acum linga tine</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ma duc sa caut veveritele ce-mi vor permite sa fiu martora a sexului lor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">te rog, nu ma cauta</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">gaseste-ti pe cineva si fii fericit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">te rog!”</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">m-am imbracat si m-am pornit sa te caut</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">KARATE-DO</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">unde?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">exact acolo unde intr-o dimineata de april am vazut cum se futeau doua veveriti</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">mergeam la serviciu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">prin parc</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si le-am vazut</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">am stat doua ore si le-am urmarit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">am intirziat si cind seful ma indreptat de ce, iam povestit </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">din clipa in care am terminat sa-i povestesc am inteles ca asta a fost un progon</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pina la concedierea mea au mai ramasa exact doua saptamini</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dupa ce am citit scrisoarea ta am inteles de ce seful ma concediat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">el niciodata nu si-a putut inchipui ca veveritele se fut </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si aici am venit eu si i-am spus ca ele v nature se fut, cu detalii unde si cum se fut</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">el nu a rezistat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">se pare ca nici tu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">de sef mie imi era pohui</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">de tine nu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">de asta si amvenit in parc, sub pini, in poenita ceia unde cindva demult eu am vazut cum se fut veveritele si asta mi-a schimbat radcal viata ( asta tu ai spus)</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pina acum nu inteleg de ce am inceput cautarile mele de acolo</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dar paremi-se ca am intuit corect</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">acolo ma astepta cineva</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">un karatist</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nimic nu trada ca el este karatist si ca ma asteapta pe mine</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">era un tip ca si toti tipii pe care ii poti intilni dimineata in parc, costum sportiv Adidas, adidasi Adidas si gandonka pe cap, snormal ca Adidas</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">numai nu stiu de ce dar eu simteam ca el nu fuge intimplator prin poienita da ma asteapta pe mine</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si-i karatist la toate astea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si karatist nu rau</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">asta mi-am dat seama cind el, hui s nihuia, a inceput sa ma zapizdeasca</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si asa de mine ma zapezdit ca eu nici nu am reusit sa spun oi blea! ca si zaceam jos cu o buza sparta si un ochi umflat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">karatistul sa apropiat, mi-a intins o basmaluta cu insemnul Adidas, si a spus, foarte dovolinii:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - tie doar ti-au spus sa nu te apuci de cautat! de ce esti neascultator?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si sa siebit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu m-am sters de singe si m-am pornit inapoi spre casa</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">stii, tu nu ai avut dreptate atunci cind ai scris in scrisoare ca pe mine nimic nu ma poate bucura</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pizdeala primita de la karatist chiar ma bucurat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tare!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pentru ca eu mi-am dat seama ca sunt pe urmele tale </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu eram mindru</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">apropo, tu nu m-ai vazut niciodata mindru, si tare vreau ca intr-o zi s-o vezi si pe asta</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">imi place cum miroase colbul astimparat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">de o ploita jucausa de vara</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">asta imi aminteste de tine</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">asa mirosi tu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cind imi spui de ce colbul nu are miros</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">suntem niste copii care se joaca cu putza in colb</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">care pot sa se indragosteasca</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dar nu pot iubi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">taxistul imi spune O seara buna!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ora cinci dimineata</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">rasare soarele</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu vreau macaroane cu brinza</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dar paremi-se ca am uitat cum ele se gatesc</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">dzin-dzi-lin! dzin-dzi-lin!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">asta vin poftele trupesti</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">eu n-am vazut-o pe Sasha Grey in actiune!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">tat normal, nici ea nu ma vazut</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">asa si traim</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">eu si cu Sasha Grey</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">doi poli</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">doi vectori indreptati diametral opus</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">doua luntri intr-un ocean de lacrimi</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">acum, undeva, cineva</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">interesant, ce crede Sasha Grey?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea ar trebui sa scrie despre asta o carte</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu nu scriu carti</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ele si asa-s multe</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu scriu cuvintul ХУЙ la mine pe gard</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tu imi scrii un SMS</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">в слове хуй три ошибки :)</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">#крымнаш!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">iti raspund eu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">asa si ne intelegem</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cu Sasha Grey e mai greu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cit mai des schimba pozitiile si da din cur!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nu uita sa te protejezi!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nu uita sa faci un selfie dupa sex!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nu uita sa scrii:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">o carte si-un ceiutz! </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ням-ням in mongola inseamna duminica-duminica</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">o coscogemete de vita a intrat in abatorul nr.4 si a inceput sa cinte un blues</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">blues-ul suna bine</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">iar cuvintele se pare ca erau urmatoarele:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>dimineatza pe racoare</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>cind ii roua si cu soare</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>iese oaia din ocol...</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>da-n Brazilia-i futbol!</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">zboara-n ceruri avioane</span></i><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>in veceu plutesc gandoane</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>tu-mi dansezi cu curul gol...</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>da-n Brazilia-i futbol!</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">se prelinge boritura</span></i><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>tu te spargi intr-o figura</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>cu un pumn de tramadol...</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>da-n Brazilia-i futbol!</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">pace, vaca pe toloaca</span></i><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>Pisinau-i cu Pirtoaca</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>eu ma zaburesk in tzol...</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>da-n Brazilia-i futbol!</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>um amestec de emotii</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>grei imi cad in jos chilotii</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>tu dai like, un smile-lic, LOL</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>da-n Bralilia-i futbol</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>pe-nserate, la chindii</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>cind se zamutesc copii</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>intra oaia in ocol</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i>da-n Bralia-i futbol!</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">coscogemetea de vita a terminat de cintat blues-ul si sa inchinat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">vitele (celelalte) din abatorul nr.4 sau apucat de aplaudat frenetic coscogemetea de vita a mai cintat odata blues-ul la bis si a plecat scaldat in aplauze luind o baie de multime</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">vitele din abatorul nr.4 au ramas multumite si cu zimbet pe buze si dispozitie ridicata pina la culmi si au mers organizat spre secria de Electro-Cutare a Vitelor Cornute Mari si Medii</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">intotdeauna, din mosi-stramosi in cele mai de cumpana momente, sunt foarte benevenite si salutabile initiativele, cuvintul si fapta buna, un cintec ce te indruma, sustine, si-ti dau putere si adevar!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>motto<br />"о, Боже! опять эть бесмысленные телодвижения!"</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">hai sa facem sex pe acoperisul casei nr.6</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">acolo e hudron si-i cald</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu nu o sa nimeresc din prima</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">da din a doua o sa nimeresc</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si tu o sa sughiti</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sughit bun!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">copiii in curtea casei nr.6 joaca pioner-ball</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">baba Masha striga la ei de la balcon</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">deasupra in nori zboara un avion argintiu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"Airbus 320" te gindesti tu si termini</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu desenez o stelutza cu limba pe buca ta dreapta</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">a patra stelutza</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in subsolul casei nr.6 traiesc monstri</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ei se baga in bancile cu muraturi si depun acolo oua</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ouale mele inca nu sau golit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu inchid ochii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu vad cum tu visezi ca esti o biserica alba</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si asta ma face sa dau repede din cur</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe acoperisul casei nr.6 </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">doi hulubi ahuiti la o meduza</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">meduza se misca cu greu pe suprafata de hudron</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">zgiriindu-se si injurind de mama</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">mama piine alba coace</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ceasul arata ora 6</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">кынд йесе соареле афары</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">сы ласы пащя пи пырлог</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">пи мини дору мэ добоары</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">шы н-ам еу линишти-н бырлог</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">мэ рупи дору, мэ офтикэ</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">мэ здрунщюны ка ын Камаз</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">еу аюреск, шо пэсэрикэ,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">шун Панетон, шоляк ди Джаз</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">мэ еу ди чьоаре санитарий</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">мэ дук легат ла Костюжень</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">да дору, сука, ну диспаре</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ш-апар тарелчь шы инопланетень</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Иляна Косынзана-нь дэ накоале</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">мэ огойеск, да дору хоть бы хны</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ел кауты пи драку шы прикоали</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">шы стрыгы "Крымнаш! Пацаны!"</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">шы яка-шэ ди фиекари даты</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ынь фути дору кыте ун прикол</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ын лок сы быжбый суб огял врё фаты</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ла Кодру стау ка оая ын окол</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">шы мэ-нервез, шы раг ка вака</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">шы шерб кум шерби апа ын краструле</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">да дору, бля, ц-аш футе еу о сапы</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">аскуцыты, ынтре коарне, мэй дорули! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">terasa unei cafenele</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">la o masa stau doi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">el si ea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea maninca lacom inghetata cu fructe</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">el, fumind isi bea cafeaua neagra</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - eu in fiecare zi ma uit la turnul de televiziune.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">spune el privind undeva in departare pe fereastra</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea se opreste de mincat inghetata si spune </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - de aici nu se vede turnul de televiziune!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">se apropie chelnerul si schimba scrumiera</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ei tac</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea vrea sa continuie devoratul de inghetata, dar miina cu lingurita se opreste la jumatate de cale</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea il priveste drept in ochi asteptind vreo reactie de la el</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">el cu intirziere intelege gestul ei, isi revine la realitate si continua sa povesteasca</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea il asculta atent</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">din lingurita se prelinge inghetata in jos</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - eu vreau intro zi sa urc pe turnul de televiziune si sa instalez acolo o placuta, pe care sa fie scris AVEM PETROL! tu observi cum cerul devine mai greu si ne apasa in jos?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea se uita la cer</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">se uita atent si dezamagita isi intoarce privirea spre el</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">el continua aprizindu-si o noua tigara</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - cerul asa de tare ne va apasa, co noi sub presiune ne vom preface in petrol. se zice ca plantele cind se descompun se prefac in carbune, iar animalele in petrol. vreau sa-i invat pe copii meu un singur lucru, cum se extrage petrolul!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea zimbeste enigmatic si fara sa se grabeasca ii raspunde</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cuvintele sunt intinse la maxim, ochii ei stralucesc</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - pe mine chiar si prietenele ma gruzesc ca nu am simtul umorulu. iar in ceia ce ai spus, se pare ca tre sa fie mult umor!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si incepe demonstrativ sa tuseasca</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">el arata cam debusolat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea pune inghetat jos se apropie peste masa si-i sopteste privindu-l direct in ochi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - eu am citit monologul tau cu petrolul la Kobo Abe!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - eu tot!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">raspunde mai vioi el</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - tu vrei sa ne futem?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">intreaba ea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - nu!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">raspunde el, impacat cu esecul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - nici eu!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ii spune ea si rasufla usurat</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">el si ea la bucatarie</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">goi pusca</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">beau apa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">transpirati </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">rasufla cu greu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">beau apa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ei ii tremura picioarele</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">la el e o erectie perfecta</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">beau apa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - tu mai poti?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">intreaba ea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - tu nu?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">raspunde el gifiind</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">beau apa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea se lasa in genunchi si ii ia penisul in gura</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Sudan</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">trece o caravana de camile</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in fundal sonde de extragere a petrolului</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Gabriel Stati trage o dorojka de cocs si plaseaza un anunt pe saitul Makler.md</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">special thanks lui Kobo Abe</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nu, si lui Kenzaburo Oe si lui Yukio Mishima tot</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si nu in ultimul rind, chiar in primul lui Murakami, care nu-i Ryu, da Haruki</span><br />
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<br />DATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-30337714370952865562014-05-28T13:54:00.000+03:002014-05-28T13:54:45.917+03:00REVOLUTIA NU VA FI ARATATA LA TELEVIZOR<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">de data asta revolutia nu va fi aratata la televizor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">find and blow the job</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">lose yourself to dance</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">temperatura 36 si 6</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">revolutia nu va fi aratata la televizor</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">de data asta revolutia nu va fi aratata la televizor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">#крымнаш, #sexhash</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">macaroanele vor fi fierte al dente</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">fetele vor fi prajite fara lubrifiante</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe noi ne-au naibit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pentru ca noi traim intr-o lume 3D</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">fara ochelari ros-albastri</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">de asta revolutia nu va fi aratata la televizor</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">revolutia nu va fi </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">aratata la televizor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">fecioara Maria va demonstra fecioria sa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">expertii se vor da cu parerea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe barba curg balele</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cind papusa Barbie isi roade genunchii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ca revolutia sa nu fie aratata la televizor</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">de data asta revolutia nu va fi aratata la televizor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tzaca Ileana face un covor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">la razboiul vechi din garaj</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">firele de lina devin fibre optice</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cind aprinzi focul in soba</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">daca arunci o grenada in ciaunul cu mamaliga</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">revolutia nu va fi aratata la televizor</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">de data asta revolutia nu va fi aratata la televizor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">am luat nota 5 la bio-metrie</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">profesorul e un kazeol</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">kazeolul e din lemn si sta in fata Operei</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cifra din spatele aifoanelor se mareste</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nivelul apei in Bic scade</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">в Петропавловск-Камчатском полночь!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">revolutia nu va fi aratata la televizor</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">eu am sa bag pula in reguli</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si voi face prima mutare cu Regele</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">E1 - D8</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Regele va da Regina ta jos</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">bagindu-si miinele sub fusta</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in chiloti</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in vagin</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">umeditatea relatiava a aerului se va mari brusc</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tu vei striga</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu voi striga</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">figurile imprastiate pe tabla de sah vor striga</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Anticiclon! Anticiclon!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">domnul Domnul avea o maica</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe maica era desenat un Cracaletz</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Cracaletzul isi incorda muschii si se scremea gemind cu greu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">geamatul era reprezentat printr-un nouras ce iesea din gura Cracaletzului, fix ca in comicsuri</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in nouras era scrisa in forma de interjectie litera ÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂ din A!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu l-am intilnit pe domnul Domnul in gradina Copoului</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">vazindu-l mi-am scos jobenul si lam salutat cu plecaciune:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - Servus! domnule Domnul!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - КРЫМНАШ! mi-a raspuns domnul Domnul si a dat asa comploteste din ochi</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">zacea la coada vacii Joiana, in dosul bojdeucii sale din marginea Iesului</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">undeva prin popusoaie zaceau Mihai Eminesku si Veronika Mikle</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Ionica sa uitat cu un ochi belit in jur si-a fixat privirea pe coada Joienei si scoase din el urmatoarele cuvinte pline de tilc:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - Mai bine codas la oras, decit in satul tau КРЫМНАШ!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Nasule maria ta! se auzea din curtea Curtii de Conturi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"> - Наши тусуют! se gindea Ivan Ivanovici Ivanov, din apartamentul 24 din blocul de vizavi de curtea Curtii de Conturi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Ivan Ivanovici bause o Viagra, si acum facea o laba batrineasca privind Campionatul Mondial de Patinaj Artistic la televizor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cind reprezentanta Japoniei a gresit efectuind un triplu Tulup, si a aterizat cu curisorul ei fraged pe gheata rece,Ivan Ivanovici a dat drumul cu o satisfactie nemaipomenita si ne mai avuta in ultimii doi ani</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sperma batrinului a aterizat pe imaginea japonezoaicei in lacrimi de pe televizorul ALFA</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">strigind din rasputeri КРЫМНАШ! Ivan Ivanovici nea parasit</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">juriul a apreciat prestatia artistica cu urmatoarele puncte:<br />5,5 5,0 5,5 5,5 6,0 6,0 5,0</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>muzika de atmosfera</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">treceam la verde eu pe zebra</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">deasupra nourasi zburau</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">iar zebra de sub mine spuse:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">stii, tare-i bine la pamint!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">si nourii sau intristat</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">si brusc plouat-au drept in jos</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">de cap sa apucat Primarul</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">iar papados! bleadi! iar potop!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">taxistul Jora. Dacia albastra</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">azi planul il va-ndeplini</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">si Game of Trones, Paolo Coelho</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">lehko vor face planul azi!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">sub ploaie , stind pe zebra</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">eu ma udam si ma gindeam</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">ca ii mai ciotka sa gindesti</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">decit sa fii asa plouat</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">in departari, in orizonturi</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">pohodu dela tot ploua</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">la piata - ceapa si ridiche</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">la Lao - Zi, Zen si Feng Shui</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">tiptil se strecurau fascistii</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">subit un narcoman pleca</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">la magazin, da nu la dealer</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">la dealer nu sunt pufuletzi</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">in atmosfera de udeala</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">poporul vitreg se uda</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">la fel cum se uda shashlikul</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">la vila, la Andrusa, la Danceni</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Allah Akbar! strigau in disperare</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">in Liverpool vreo trei liverpooleni</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">ei pot sa strige lor li-i pohui!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">si lui Primar ii pohui de Akbar!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">el bea Printzesa Nuri cu zakuska</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">vtiknind in ferestruica de la cabinet</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">cum eu pe zebra ma gindesc si ploua</span></div>
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DATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-71076882290601699942014-05-14T16:25:00.001+03:002014-05-14T16:25:40.979+03:00POEM PLUS BONUS (COMENTARIU LITERAR)<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">milioane, milioane de gindaci</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">se urcau, se urcau pe copaci</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si mincau, si mincau frunzele</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si rodeau, si rodeau crengile</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si zbera, si zbera pasarea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">o durea, o durea o masea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tanganica, tanganica prin urzici</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">doi pitici, doi mujici, trei furnici</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ciupercutza, ciupercutza, tra-la-la</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe mujici, pe mujici ii rupea</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">COMENTARIUL LITERAR A POEMULUI POEM</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">" tu mama tot ai iarba?"</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">frumos e covorul de pe divan</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">frumos e uzorul de pe covorul de pe divan</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">frumoasa esti tu, Patria Mea!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">e mijloc de mai, si ratiunea incalecind gindul te inalta in vazduhul plin de picaturi de ploiae ciobaneasca, si te duce in departarile infumurate ale vesniciei!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">vesnicia sa nascut la sat! ne spune un Poet</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">vesnicia e vesnica! ii raspinde E-ul Liric, folosind Lira drept instrument de convingere, apasind pe clapa pianului, ce emite o vibratie ce zvicneste in timpla cititorului, creind un sunet imbibat de mucegaiul ciupercii, scirtiitul gindacilor, zbieratului pasarii!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pasare pe limba ei piere! acest mesaj presurat de un sir de epitete, metafore si comparatii ni-l aduce E-ul Liric, pe tavaua de argint, dindu-ne mura in gura, rachete pe luna si o speranta in viitorul apropiat!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">viitorul ne apartine! parca vrea sa ne spuna E-ul Liric, dar nu o face, el se rusineaza, el se auto-exileaza in mocirla cotidianului, imbibat cu vapori de alcool, fum usturator de marihuana si endorfine pulverizate de poftele trupesti</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">unde esti copilarie, cu padurea ta cu tot? se screme sa enunte el dar nu-i reuseste</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sa dus padurea! nu-iiiiiiiiiiii!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in lucrarea sa CUM EU AM PETRECUT VACANTA E-ul Liric sublinia:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tabara de pioneri era situata intr-un mijloc de codru.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">unde este acu acel codru? unde?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in droguri!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">da, in droguri si in societate civila si-a pierdut E-ul Liric inocentza si decentza, si acum isi smulge parul din piept, isi lasa barba si insira pe hirtie strigate de disperare maiastra, eliminind orice dubii referitor la dubiile aparute concomitent cu momentul catharsial a lucrarii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">astea am vrut sa spun despre primele rinduri ale Poemului, unde E-ul Liric descrie cu o bestialitate de nedescris procesul de nimicire a Pomului Vietii de catre fricile si complexele sale</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dar zberatul pasarii il trezeste la realitatea crunta a anului 2014, unde afara ploua, tigarile se termina, iar acul a facut ultima turatie din piesa The End</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">E-ul Liric isi revine din trip-ul sau ancestral si se ogoieste, dind parca vina pe acei mujici, care se rupeau de la ciuperci in padurea de la Ciocana</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">buna dimineata, E-ule Liric! i-si spune El punind punct acestui poem, caruia i-asi acorda un 7 cu + dupa sistemul lui Richter</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">incet se scurge ultmul fir de nisip din clepsidra timpului</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">peste sat se lasa noaptea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">lucratorii au ostenit sa mai praseasca</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">veniti cu totii oameni buni seara la club</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">acolo-s dansuri!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">nanu Gheorghe se spala pe miini inainte sa se pise</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si nu dupa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nanu Gheorghe nu intelegea de ce trebuie sa-ti apuci putza cu miinile murdare si dupa asta sa le speli</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">la fel nu intelegea de ce trebuie sa speli stergarele </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ele doar dupa idee trebuie sa fie curate</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pentru ca stergi cu ele miinile dupa ce te-ai spalat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">inainte de a te apuca de putza ca sa te pisi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sau sa nu te pisi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">asta daca ai probleme cu prostata</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dar nanu Gheorghe avea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">prostata nu avea probleme cu nanu Gheorghe</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">prostata avea probleme cu supozitoarele pe care nanu le baga in cur</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">curul avea probleme cu prikliucenile pe care le cauta nanu Gheorghe</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nanu Gheorghe des cauta prikliucenii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">des si le gasea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />cea mai mare prikliucenie nanu Gheorghe a avut-o cu o fiica de general, calare pe un cal alb</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe cal il chema Motor</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe fiica generalului o chemau Victoria</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea avea asa niste ochi albastri</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">restul era cur</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nanu Gheorghe a intilnit-o la parada de 9 Mai</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nanu juca rolul de fascist koncenii, iar Victoria rolul Victoriei asupra fascizmului</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dupa scenariu nanu Gheorghe trebuia sa atace miseleste Patria</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">la Patria in timpul cela rula al nustiu citulea Transformer</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">spectatorii mincau in liniste pop-corn cind aparu nanu Gheorghe si a spus HENDE HOK!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">toti au ridicat miinele in sus si in sala a inceput sa ninga cu fulgi de pop-corn</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ningea lin, bland, prevestind o mare huinea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">huineaua sa inceput exact in momentul in care nanu Gheorghe de emotii a uitat urmatoarea replica</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">urmatoarea replica dupa scenariu era OSTASI, VA ORDON TRECETI PRUTUL!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nanu Gheorghe in loc sa spuna asta a spus ПУТИН ХУЙЛО!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Putin sa suparat, si a spalat putina</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sa dus la lucru si a stins gazul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">flacara de la Memorial sa stins si zeci de mii de veterani a razboiului pentru apararea Patriei, sau suparat si nu sau dus la Patria s-o apere de fascist, adica de nanu Gheorghe, da sau dus la Ungheni, unde au aruncat gvozdele in Prut</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">veterani erau multi, gvozdele erau multe si riul fura barat de o damba de flori</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">apa din Prut sa ridicat si a inecat satul Cotul Morii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">mare prapad sa napustit peste cotmoreni </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">au venit o gramada de politicieni si prashmandovci care au inceput sa imparta bani in stinga si dreapta</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">stinga sa suparat ca au fost lipsiti de sarbatoare si au baicotat referendumul cu privire la numirea lui nanu Gheorghe pidar concenii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">de asta referendumul nu a avut loc si o gramada de gopnici lipsiti de asa o posibilitatea de a isi manifesta datoria de cetateni sau dus si au dat foc la Parlament</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in timpul asta Victoria statea calare pe calul Motor in spatele Parlamentului si astepta iesirea sa la rampa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">iesirea se amina pentru ca scenariul sarbatorii sa dus pe pula si toti au uitat de ea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">a asteptat fata cit a asteptat si sa zaebit sa tot astepte si sa dus incetisor spre Patria, unde ramase numai nanu Gheorghe, kinomecanicul si bustul lui Emil Loteanu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nanu Gheorghe cind a vazut-o, la trimis in nahui pe kinomecanic, si sa indreptat spre fata cu ochi albastri si restul cur</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si degeaba Loteanu striga MOTOR! </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">calul nu-l asculta pe Loteanu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">calul o asculta pe Victoria</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu in locul calului tot asi fi ascultat o fata cu curul mare si cu ochi albastri decit pe un bust, fie el si din bronz</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Motor o ducea pe Victoria spre nanu Gheorghe</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nanu Gheorghe era ahuit de cele vazute</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">un cal alb, frumos, cu o minune de calareatza in sa se indrepta spre el</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Victoria era furioasa si inervata foc ca nu a avut posibilitatea sa se remarce in cadrul sarbatorii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ea o luna de zile a repetat rolul, cum va aparea falnic calare pe cal, cu o tortza arzinda in mina si va declara Victoria asupra fascizmului</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si cind colo huiac! </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nimeni nu-i, doar un fascist ahuit in fatza ei</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">aici fascistul, adica nanu Gheorghe, si-a adus aminte replica pe care trebuia s-o spuna la vederea Victoriei si a strigat din toti rarunchii:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">HITLER KAPUT!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">conform scenariului in acest moment Hitler trebuia sa-si dea foc si sa moara ca o gnida</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in timpul asta Hitler, care sa zaibit sa tot astepte iesirea sa la rampa citea pe pragul Parlamentului Declaratia de Independetza</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cind a auzit replica, si-a dat repde foc cu tot cu Declaratie</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Victoria conform scenariului sarbatorii a ridicat tortza falnic in sus, insa tortza nu ardea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">asta a enervat-o pe fata generalului care a exclamat </span><span style="font-size: large;">ПУТИН ХУЙЛО!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Putin iara sa suparat si sa dus sa se plinga lui Dimon</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pe drum de ciuda a luat si Крым-ul care tocmai i sa nimerit printre picioare</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Victoria calare pe cal a inceput sa boceasca de ciuda si obida</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nanu Gheorghe a dat so dea jos de pe cal ca so linisteasca, si cind a apucat-o de cur, pentru ca dupa cum va amintiti Victoria era compusa numai din cur si ochi albastri, a auzit </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">DA TI-AI SPALAT MIINELE?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nanu Gheorghe a dat afirmativ din cap, calul Motor a dat din copita, iar Victoria a dat friu liber emotziilor si sa napustit asupra nanului, chiar in mijlocul bulevardului </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">paliubomu nu era nimeni</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">toti erau la Ungheni unde treceau Prutul pe barajul de Flori strigand in gura mare</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">FARA VIZA! FARA VIZA!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">calul Motor, era cal educat si ia lasat pe cei doi sa se futa linistit in pace, si sa indreptat spre centrul capitalei unde cu un nechezat la trezit pe Shte Fun 4el, care a coborit de pe postament, la incalecat, i-a dat pinteni calului si sa pornit in galop aprig spre MallDova unde niste turci ii zapizdeau pe niste gopnici la KFC</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">era cald, era bine, era 9 Mai</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">din kilotzii lui Kate Moss au zburat doi hulubashi prevestind Pacea si Sanatatea ! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>DATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-1431264751933439052014-05-08T00:43:00.000+03:002014-05-08T00:43:11.865+03:00СОСИСОЧКИ<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">СОСИШТЕ</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">мимими!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">мимими!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ворбеск еу ку Сосиштеле</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">мяу! мяу! мяу!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">се ауде ла ной</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ын фиекаре Сосискэ трэеште кыте о Мыцэ</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">фьербинте! таре фьербинте!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">пе каре о кямэ Кыне!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">HOT DOG</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Kate Moss </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cind maninca Hot Dog se gindeste </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">pastaianna la sex!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">banal!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">rapid!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu ma gindesc la cur</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cur pe care eu il musc si il ling</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">cum intru in ea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">incet</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">practic nu ma misc</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si ea geme, bland, geme...</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu prea mult ma gindesc</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">in timpul asta Kate</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">actzioneaza!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">ВНИМАНИЕ АКЦИЯ!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">ноль реакции</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">я в прострации</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">через терни акаций</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">не боясь провокаций</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">двигаюсь смело но осторожно</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">не подавится наверное сложно</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">но это предчувствие кажется ложным</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">смерть от сосиски это как-то безбожно</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">сосиски вы сосиски! сосисочки мои!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">eu tin cu Ursul</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">da pe Urs l-au invatat sa mearga pe bicicleta, pe kanioace si sa faca pramatii</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">kopkii bat din palme</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">empresarii от Цирка bat palma</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">da pe Urs il bat cu skakalka, si-i bat kiroane in labele din fata ca sa mearga pe cele din spate</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">voi stiti de ce Ursilor de la </span><span style="font-size: large;">Цирк nu le dau voie iarna sa intre in hibernare?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nu de aceia ca iarna e sezonul cel mai bun pentru a face rubla la </span><span style="font-size: large;">Цирк</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ce-i care au de a face cu fiziologia si reflexologia Ursilor stiu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ca Ursii Dresati o data hibernati, cind se trezesc uita tot</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">uita de biciclete, de caniaoce, de pramatii, de dresori, de kopkii care bat din palme...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">cind va veni timpul de culcat</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu ma voi culca alaturi de Ursul de la </span><span style="font-size: large;">Цирк</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">eu o sa-i spun povesti cu broaste, floricele, albinute, ciupercute si printese adormite pina el nu va adormi</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Ursul va suge laba sa ranita de kiroanele kazeolilor de dresori</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">el va visa Ursita, care il asteapta undeva in Kamciatka</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">iar eu voi opri sunetul televizorului, ca Ursul sa nu auda reportajele pline de plinsete de copkii debili</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">reportaje cu cuvintul SHOKANT in titlu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">reportaje despre niste animale, hledii, svoloci si antihristi care au furat Ursul de la </span><span style="font-size: large;">Цирк</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">noapte buna Ursu!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">buna dimineata Ursu!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>DATA LU TUTASHKINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17934883042204015637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-939400509354175174.post-31848969151102518942014-05-01T22:49:00.000+03:002014-05-01T23:00:41.171+03:00JOS CONSUMERIZMUL!<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;">de Unu Mai mam dus cu Kate Moss la parada</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">parada a decurs borring si noi ne-am dus la neamuri</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sa ne distram un pic</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">neamurile erau a mele, nu ale lui Kate</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">asta si a fost elementul distractiv</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ne-am distrat copios de minune</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">dupa care ne-am dus la plimbare</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">la Kamsik</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">plimbarea a decurs borring</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si noi am inteles ca urmatorul loc unde ne vom deplasa tre sa fie distractiv</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si ne-am dus la magazin</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ne-am umplut cu bunataturi care nahui la nime nu trebuiau</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si am venit acasa</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">mie nu mi sa sculat in acea seara si Kate sa suparat rau</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">si sa dus sa se culce la Hotelul Zarea</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">acum stau si ma gindesc ca nu trebuia sa ne ducem la magazin</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">mintea moldovanului cea de pe urma</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">zato <span style="font-size: large;">pot sa ma uit toata noaptea la <span style="font-size: large;">17 Mgnovenii Vesni</span> </span> </span><br />
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